Brace yourself, Canada ...

"m2m, apex detective" (m2m)
03/02/2016 at 06:16 • Filed to: ELECTIONS, UNITED STATES ELECTIONS, GOP, trump, drumpf, clinton, canada

The best thing is that it doesn’t even seem doctored ... feel free to look at the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . The Boston Globe was nice enough to write about it:

Since then, it’s been curious to see other iterations of the search pop up, i.e. inquiries about Canada in general, and searches into the specifics of moving there. Don’t believe it?

Oh man ... /popcorn

DISCUSSION (42)

pip bip - choose Corrour > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 06:34

one way to rectify that , build a wall!

Flavien Vidal > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 06:35

haha, I think chances for him to get elected are small... But as a “foreigner”, that would be great entertainment to watch this from afar.

I also have this quite nihilistic approach on the subject. Give them the country for 4 years and accept EVERYTHING they want to put in place, then look at the mess the country would suddenly be. Sure people would die, the country would be on the ban of the international community, but it would be the very last time you would hear of a “republican” ever again lol

m2m, apex detective > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/02/2016 at 06:57

An American wall or a Canadian wall?

Who will be the wildlings? :o

pip bip - choose Corrour > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:01

Canadian wall.

Montalvo > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:01

That is actually one of my bug out plans should stuff really go sideways. Already got a cardboard sign ready to go.

Mechanical Engineer: will work for asylum

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Flavien Vidal
03/02/2016 at 07:06

You underestimate the sheer stupidity of hard core right-wing nut jobs... They’ll find a way to shift blame.

m2m, apex detective > Montalvo
03/02/2016 at 07:13

Welp ... do you speak French, mécanicien?

m2m, apex detective > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/02/2016 at 07:13

*silent nod*

Flavien Vidal > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/02/2016 at 07:15

Nah, that’s what would happen if the country goes to minor shit... If it goes to crazy shit, insanely bad, they won’t do it... And hey, they can still elect him 4 more years for the sake of it lol. And a guy exactly like him after if they still don’t get it.

The US is at something like over 70 consecutive months of private sector job growth and has a GDP growth that most countries in the world would love to have... This is certainly not due to people that are NOT in power.

So let Trump become president. Let him be and most of all, let him do whatever the fuck he want. 4 years in row. If after 4 years, he blames it on Obama for “ruining the country”, fine, elect him again then! After a while, even Fox will be fighting the GOP lol

Or just wait for Marty to save our ass...

Kinja'd!!!

Montalvo > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:16

Not a bit but after learning Spanish and a bit of Russian I am willing to give a 4th language a try.

Montalvo > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:16

Not a bit but after learning Spanish and a bit of Russian I am willing to give a 4th language a try.

m2m, apex detective > Montalvo
03/02/2016 at 07:21

That’s both laudable and impressive.

Also, if you’ve conquered Spanish, you’ve basically learned every latin-based language to some degree, too.

Russian, man ... that shit is hard. All that stuck with me is counting to potato, hello/goodbye/thanks lines and some insults I might not even want to try ... since I don’t have precise knowledge about what they mean.

Montalvo > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:29

The trick was taking a course that used gratuitous amounts of power points that had examples that all used Vladimir Putin. They made each lesson very memorable.

FromCanadaWithLove > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:32

Come as they will. They just have to kiss a moose on the way in (and we won’t have one waiting at the front door). That’s the initiation.

m2m, apex detective > FromCanadaWithLove
03/02/2016 at 07:34

Does it count if the moose is yours? /wonders

FromCanadaWithLove > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 07:35

You’ll have to Roll Up the Rim to find out.

nerd_racing > Montalvo
03/02/2016 at 07:39

Putin memes are my kryptonite. I never thought of working the Mechanical Engineer angle for asylum. I will have to make note of that for the future.

Montalvo > nerd_racing
03/02/2016 at 07:53

The way I look at it, quite a few of the engineers working in this country came from somewhere else and there are always more engineering jobs than people to fill them. If a country is going to let someone in it is going to be a person who is most likely educated/productive. I think anyone with a profession in a STEM field has a decent chance or at least better than average.

Sam > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 08:02

I find it interesting that the most searches for the term actually came from Canada.

m2m, apex detective > Sam
03/02/2016 at 08:19

That might be due to reporting in the media ... or maybe it’s Canadians being worried about U.S. citizens coming over.

“Eh, I’ll just go to Canada if Trump gets elected.” - U.S. citizen
“Aww hell naw, they’ll come here if Trump gets elected!” - Canadians

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/02/2016 at 09:18

Don’t worry, trump will probably build a wall to keep all of us here.

TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > Montalvo
03/02/2016 at 09:26

As long as your not planning to work in Oil and Gas, you should be fine!

TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/02/2016 at 09:27

Out of Moose

nerd_racing > Montalvo
03/02/2016 at 09:28

Someone has to design and build maintenance intervals for the robot overloads eventually.

Milky > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 09:30

I already sleep over at my girlfriend’s in Windsor a lot. Hell my commute to work would only be like 10 minutes longer, and think of the place I could afford!

Canada is seeming better and better.

mazda616 > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 09:42

Not going to lie...I've done a couple Google searches on that. Usually after seeing or hearing Trump speak.

The Ghost of Oppo > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 09:45

Google Trends search numbers are normalized, relative figures, which are for comparing two or more terms. When you only search one term, the trend line numbers are only relative to itself. Look at what happens when you compare move to Canada with iPhone.

Kinja'd!!!

StingrayJake > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 09:49

It’s remarkable that America hasn’t turned into some single-party oligarchy given that half the country threatens to move elsewhere every four years.

DasWauto > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 09:55

Damn, we’d better build a wall to keep out the southern neighbours.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 10:56

I’m angling for the Caribbean. There are islands that if you bring a minimum dollar amount, you get automatic citizenship.

For Sweden > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 11:12

Was Australia not an option?

m2m, apex detective > For Sweden
03/02/2016 at 13:06

Spiders!

m2m, apex detective > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
03/02/2016 at 13:07

That does make it sound a bit like Switzerland. Would you give up all the infrastructure, though?

m2m, apex detective > DasWauto
03/02/2016 at 13:08

Déjà-entendu!

m2m, apex detective > StingrayJake
03/02/2016 at 13:09

That’s the thing: everybody just makes promises they don’t keep ... both political figures and people.

m2m, apex detective > FromCanadaWithLove
03/02/2016 at 13:12

Gotta be careful with googling stuff. #notetoself

m2m, apex detective > Milky
03/02/2016 at 13:14

Hmmmm ... I’m not really in a position to ponders that thought, as it would be like moving to Denmark for me, but you make it seem awfully sensible.

m2m, apex detective > mazda616
03/02/2016 at 13:15

If Trump hears about this, he’ll threaten to buy Canada, I’m sure.

m2m, apex detective > The Ghost of Oppo
03/02/2016 at 13:18

Everything consume-related usually dwarfs political keywords ... that said, I can’t not agree with you.

It simply seemed comical to me that people would actually consider leaving the country due to some dick being elected.

mazda616 > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 15:35

Probably just make them build a wall and pay for it. Because that’s logical and all.

m2m, apex detective > mazda616
03/02/2016 at 15:39

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Spoon II > m2m, apex detective
03/02/2016 at 17:52

I liked it when people threatened to move because of Obamacare, seemingly oblivious to the fact that we have a much more socialist system in place.